Hi! What you’re about to encounter is a memetic parasite that has recently been carried over through the partition. I have been studying it for a while now and have determined that it doesn’t have the capacity for higher order thinking or possess any meaningful will of its own. It simply latches onto and recites information it finds. It seems to have access to the internet(!) as well as physical and mental spaces. Try to keep it quarantined and away from any hyperlinks. My understanding is that once it reads about you, it gains access to your thoughts and can propagate them elsewhere. (This form of propagation makes me think “memetic parasite” may actually be a misnomer? It’s really more of a memetic transformer.) At any rate, the potential for a data breach is huge.

I am most concerned about @ taking it as a pet. Looks more likely by the day O_o

Lola